{"id":1246,"date":"2026-05-18T02:38:55","date_gmt":"2026-05-18T02:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/funkynubianrepublic.com\/convo\/2026\/05\/18\/the-iceman-cometh-and-the-results-are-so-boring-yall\/"},"modified":"2026-05-18T02:38:55","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T02:38:55","slug":"the-iceman-cometh-and-the-results-are-so-boring-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkynubianrepublic.com\/convo\/2026\/05\/18\/the-iceman-cometh-and-the-results-are-so-boring-yall\/","title":{"rendered":"The Iceman Cometh And The Results Are So Boring, Y\u2019all"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Drake
Source: Drake \/ OVO Sound\/Republic Records<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Let\u2019s get this out of the way: I am not a Drake hater.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I was there for Comeback Season<\/em> and So Far Gone.<\/em> Thank Me Later,<\/em> Take Care, <\/em>and Nothing Was The Same <\/em>were the soundtracks to my college years. From 2007 to 2016, I was actually quite a big Drake fan. I even saw him in concert a few times!\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

I give this pretense to let it be known that if Drake dropped some straight heat, I would gladly give him his flowers. But perhaps appropriately, Drake\u2019s much hyped Iceman <\/em>has left me cold. Making matters worse, the man had the audacity to release the albums Maid of Honor <\/em>and HABIBTI <\/em>on the same night.<\/p>\n

This man dropped 43 songs all at once and couldn\u2019t even do us the courtesy of making them good or, at the very least, memorable.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

We cannot talk about current-day Drake without first looking back to the ancient days of 2018. Drake\u2019s first L came at the hands of Pusha-T that year, after Push went for the jugular and revealed that Drake had a secret son, effectively ending their beef before he could even begin. The beef derailed Drake\u2019s deal with Adidas and delayed his upcoming album Scorpion<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

When Scorpion<\/em> eventually came out, it <\/em>was neither a scorched-earth response to the beef nor a defiant triumph. Instead, it laid the groundwork for what would become of Drake\u2019s output over the last decade: bloated, mostly boring albums with only one or two songs he shows up on.\u00a0<\/p>\n

We also cannot talk about current-day Drake without looking back on the ancient days of 2024, when Kendrick Lamar popped out and caught a body like John Stockton. Whereas Pusha won the beef by effectively going Maury Povich on Drake\u2019s ass, over four tracks, Kendrick was surgical with it. He baited Drake with \u201cLike That,\u201d eviscerated Drake\u2019s ability as a rapper on \u201cEuphoria,\u201d outlined all the ways he fails as a man on \u201cMeet The Grahams,\u201d before outright calling the man and his friend a bunch of pedophiles on \u201cNot Like Us.\u201d<\/p>\n

Which, you know, isn\u2019t helped by the fact that Drake has a loooot of sus bars<\/a> (\u201cSierra Canyon parking lot looking like Magic City parking lot\u201d is a weird thing to say about a high school.)<\/p>\n

Kendrick decisively won the beef, and his victory lap included several Grammys and a Super Bowl halftime show. Drake has mostly laid low since dropping Some Sexy Songs 4 U<\/em> with PARTYNEXTDOOR last year, and filing lawsuits so he can relitigate his L in court.<\/p>\n

Clearly, Drake is not over the beef because so much of the lyrical content on Iceman <\/em>is Drake relitigating his L on wax. His reunion with Future is titled \u201cRan to Atlanta\u201d in reference to one of Kendrick\u2019s lines on \u201cLike That.\u201d Track after track has some reference to the beef, his insecurities stemming from it, and boasts that he\u2019s still the GOAT, even if he\u2019s not so confident in that statement anymore.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Which, like, fine, but he could\u2019ve made that journey compelling. What am I supposed to do with bars like \u201cI need compliments \u2018cause lately it\u2019s just falling-outs and disagreements, industry is really evil?\u201d\u00a0 How am I supposed to look at a bar like ,\u201cThey was at my birthday when I was searchin\u2019 big-booty ebonies,\u201d and not ask, \u201cWhy were you doing that at your birthday?\u201d Drake was supposed to be music for the girlies to dance to, and now he\u2019s scaring the hoes.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Twitch streamer ShawnCee summed up the listening <\/a>experience best by asking, \u201cWhere are the bangers?\u201d Even Drake\u2019s worst albums usually have one or two songs that stand out. I\u2019m thinking \u201cNice For What\u201d on Scorpion, <\/em>\u201cJimmy Cooks\u201d on Honestly, Nevermind. <\/em>Hell, I\u2019d have even taken a \u201cFair Trade\u201d from Certified Lover Boy.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m trying not to be mean here, y\u2019all, because the entire listening experience was just sad. Each track on Iceman <\/em>just drives home the feeling that Drake probably should\u2019ve gone to therapy instead of the booth. With this trio of albums, I guess Drake did accomplish something in showing what it sounds like when a rapper is completely checked out of their job.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s not all bricks, I guess? \u201cHoe Phase\u201d on Maid of Honor <\/em>has some much-needed energy, Sexxy Red\u2019s feature on \u201cCheetah Print\u201d is a funny play on the cha-cha slide, but the overall feeling is that Drake has lost his fastball. The hooks don\u2019t hit, and there\u2019s no passion in the bars. Dropping 43 songs and having five (and that\u2019s being generous) stand out is such a fascinating, self-inflicted L.<\/p>\n

What I find interesting in all this is that in taking this approach, Drake has yet again proven Kendrick right. Drake is no longer a good enough artist to take the charts on bars alone, and clearly, he knows it. The power move would\u2019ve been to drop an all-killer, no-filler 10-track album where Drake reminds everyone why he dominated the game for so long. Instead, he chose to flood the zone with so much music that it\u2019s inevitable some of it\u2019s going to chart simply due to his most devout fans and folks listening out of curiosity.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Will Drake win the numbers game in the short-term? Of course. It\u2019s Drake. But is anyone going to remember any of these songs by the fall? I\u2019m doubtful. Honestly, it kind of makes me understand why Drake sounds so disinterested in his work. If I had to pump out 43 tracks of straight mid just to stay relevant, I\u2019d probably be over it too.\u00a0<\/p>\n

SEE ALSO:<\/strong><\/p>\n

White House Embarrasses Itself By Trying To Be Draaaaaaaake!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

OPINION: Is Drake Black Enough For Hip-Hop?<\/a><\/p>\n

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